Release Boost~ Curve Ball by Maria Dietz
Title: Curveball
Author: Mariah Dietz
Genre: Contemporary Romance
Release Date: May 18, 2017
Blurb
Shakespeare believed there was always humor in tragedy and
tragedy in humor.
My life proved his theory as fact.
At eighteen I was a single parent moving to this small town
to be with the man I loved. The one who was supposed to love and cherish me in
return.
Finding out he had a wife was tragic.
Remaining in love with him in spite of her was more tragic.
My mom and best friend setting me up on a long string of
blind dates was an ongoing tragedy.
Nine years later, Iāve learned to see the humor in most
situations.
My mom and best friend setting me up on disastrous blind
dates.
My sonās jokes.
The fire alarm going off each time I cook.
My constant bright spot always adding to the humor was my
son, Hayden. But when Hayden had a life-threatening allergic reaction, the man
who came to help my little boy became my own savior. His laugh, his smile, and
the way his eyes lit up when he spoke to my son made him a beacon of light in
both our lives.
But I wasnāt the only one who noticed him.
When I began having feelings for the man my best and only
friend had fallen for, I knew following my heart would once again lead to a fresh
round of heartbreak.
Love led me to this town.
Lies kept me there.
Would history repeat itself?
Or had life just thrown me another Curveball?
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Excerpt
āI donāt watch TV at nightā¦ā Her voice drifts off, and I know itās because she realizes Iām going to ask why.
And I do.
āYou're going to laugh.ā
āProbably.ā
āIt's because I can't hear things.ā
āWhat kinds of things are you trying to hear?ā
āI don't know. Strange noises and thingsā¦ā
āStrange noises?ā
āDo I need to spell it out for you?ā Sheās trying to sound annoyed, but I can hear the smile in her voice.
āApparently, because I have no idea what you're talking about. What kinds of strange noises are you going to hear? I usually turn my TV up to block out all the strange sounds like the neighborās kids and the lady behind me that sounds like Fran fucking Drescher.ā
āYou know who Fran Drescher is?ā
āMy mother was a big fan of that stupid show she was in. Stop changing the subject. What are you listening for? Hayden wonāt sneak out.ā
āWhat if someone breaks in?ā
āYou're not serious.ā
āOf course I'm serious!ā
āWhat do you do all night?ā I ask.
āWork,ā she admits. āWell, usually I clean, and then I work.ā
āIām coming over.ā
āYou canāt.ā
The panic in her voice doesnāt make her sound upset about the idea, but afraid.
Is it because she likes me?
āWhy not?ā I ask.
āItās like nine o'clock.ā
āAre you about to turn orange and sprout a stem?ā
āThat and I'm not wearing a bra, if you must know.ā
āSo put it back on.ā
āYou don't understand. That's like saying put your jeans back on.ā
āI am in jeans,ā I lie just to get a reaction out of her.
āWhat is wrong with you?ā she cries.
āWhat's wrong with jeans?ā
āThey're stiff and uncomfortable. Wearing jeans all day is basically equivalent to walking on sandpaper. But at least you guys have pockets that will actually hold something larger than a thimble and donāt ride up your ass.ā
And I do.
āYou're going to laugh.ā
āProbably.ā
āIt's because I can't hear things.ā
āWhat kinds of things are you trying to hear?ā
āI don't know. Strange noises and thingsā¦ā
āStrange noises?ā
āDo I need to spell it out for you?ā Sheās trying to sound annoyed, but I can hear the smile in her voice.
āApparently, because I have no idea what you're talking about. What kinds of strange noises are you going to hear? I usually turn my TV up to block out all the strange sounds like the neighborās kids and the lady behind me that sounds like Fran fucking Drescher.ā
āYou know who Fran Drescher is?ā
āMy mother was a big fan of that stupid show she was in. Stop changing the subject. What are you listening for? Hayden wonāt sneak out.ā
āWhat if someone breaks in?ā
āYou're not serious.ā
āOf course I'm serious!ā
āWhat do you do all night?ā I ask.
āWork,ā she admits. āWell, usually I clean, and then I work.ā
āIām coming over.ā
āYou canāt.ā
The panic in her voice doesnāt make her sound upset about the idea, but afraid.
Is it because she likes me?
āWhy not?ā I ask.
āItās like nine o'clock.ā
āAre you about to turn orange and sprout a stem?ā
āThat and I'm not wearing a bra, if you must know.ā
āSo put it back on.ā
āYou don't understand. That's like saying put your jeans back on.ā
āI am in jeans,ā I lie just to get a reaction out of her.
āWhat is wrong with you?ā she cries.
āWhat's wrong with jeans?ā
āThey're stiff and uncomfortable. Wearing jeans all day is basically equivalent to walking on sandpaper. But at least you guys have pockets that will actually hold something larger than a thimble and donāt ride up your ass.ā
āIf your bra is riding up your ass, we have bigger fish to fry than being afraid of the boogey man.ā
Author Bio
Mariah Dietz lives
with her husband, two sons, and two four-legged children who are the axis of
her crazy and wonderful world.
Mariah grew up in a tiny town outside of Portland, Oregon where she spent most of her time immersed in the pages of books that she both read and created.
She has a love for all things that include her family, good coffee, books, traveling, and dark chocolate. Sheās also obsessed with Christmas ornaments and all things Disney.
Mariah grew up in a tiny town outside of Portland, Oregon where she spent most of her time immersed in the pages of books that she both read and created.
She has a love for all things that include her family, good coffee, books, traveling, and dark chocolate. Sheās also obsessed with Christmas ornaments and all things Disney.
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